Rolled up, it’s a hat - rolled down a balaclava.
Treat yourself this Crabmas and obscure your identity with our official Crab Museum balaclavas! Perfect for attending protests, committing serious crimes or just minding your own business. Apparently they're all the same thing these days!
Naturally, Crab Museum does not endorse any crimes that you might choose to commit whilst wearing this balaclava.
OR DO WE? (we absolutely do not)
Rolled up, it’s a hat - rolled down a balaclava.
Treat yourself this Crabmas and obscure your identity with our official Crab Museum balaclavas! Perfect for attending protests, committing serious crimes or just minding your own business. Apparently they're all the same thing these days!
Naturally, Crab Museum does not endorse any crimes that you might choose to commit whilst wearing this balaclava.
OR DO WE? (we absolutely do not)
