Lobster Repellent
£4.00
The world’s only patented* decapod deterrent! Never fear a lobster attack ever again!
Just a few drops around the perimeter of your house will scare off any would-be crustacean assailants. Comes complete with certificate of authenticity.
DISCLAIMER:
OUR LOBSTER REPELLENT DOES NOT WORK IN FISHMONGERS, UNDERWATER, BY THE BEACH OR IN SEAFOOD RESTAURANTS. CONSIDER THESE AREAS HIGH RISK ZONES FOR LOBSTER ATTACK!
CRAB MUSEUM TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR DAMAGE TO PERSON OR PROPERTY THROUGH THE USE OR MISUSE OF THIS PRODUCT.
*not patented
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