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Store Patented Fart Enhancer
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Patented Fart Enhancer

Sale Price:£4.20 Original Price:£666.00
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Not able to perform under pressure? Need a little gumption for your guff? Purchase our official performance enhancing fart enhancer.

Completely legal to use in our Fart Competition.

Ingredients: Brussels sprouts.

(you may include your own beans or anything you may be intolerant too to enhance the effects)

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Not able to perform under pressure? Need a little gumption for your guff? Purchase our official performance enhancing fart enhancer.

Completely legal to use in our Fart Competition.

Ingredients: Brussels sprouts.

(you may include your own beans or anything you may be intolerant too to enhance the effects)

Not able to perform under pressure? Need a little gumption for your guff? Purchase our official performance enhancing fart enhancer.

Completely legal to use in our Fart Competition.

Ingredients: Brussels sprouts.

(you may include your own beans or anything you may be intolerant too to enhance the effects)

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